How Veganism Helped my Eating Disorder

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“But veganism is an eating disorder!” snorted the fossil-fuel tycoon.

“How can something that makes me feel so good be bad for me?” asked the heavy-hearted vegan.

“I dunno,” continued the tycoon, now red in the face. “I’ve never done anything that made me feel good, as such.”